friends

Jack, Charlie, AAGaming, cirro, uhh... i don't know i don't have many

projects

monofile, uhh... that's also the only thing I've really made that's notable lol, and even that's a stretch

stuff i use

stuff i want to learn
(or am learning)

not-so-notable stuff

xkcd.uk, oyama.pictures, freerobux.win and family; I also run, like, coolviruses.download, and that's about it
Oh, right, also, my profile picture is sourced from here
video0.mov if the discord link doesn't work for you

Posts

Mahiro Oyama saying hi!

Hi, I'm split!

I guess I should probably introduce myself

2024-05-14

Screenshot of a VS Code window for this website, split.pet

Hello, world

Welcome to my new site!

2024-04-21

Screenshot of a neofetch on my laptop

Setup

Oh my devices

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Buttons

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Quotes

fucking hehead [sic] split kill that ni[...]

chapel1337

No I just hate split

WaviestBalloon

I gotta kill [...] you

StandardizedAnomaly

You are a techsis

Jack

how the hell do you have 3786 tabs open

turn

your [sic] andrew trans

Charlie

WHAT THE FUCK

Aurora

Nevermind you really are [stupid]

Xzen

Gay

Chloe

Come the fuck on man

micro

Fuck off

AAGaming

Hey f[...]ot are you trans yet

methy

[You are] beyond annoying

python

you're weird

Raymond

split is not a great benchmark for sanity [...]

Jack

https://calyouth.org/cycl

Jade

CAN YOU JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY

cirro

Your life is nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself NOW!

The voices

yeah youre a meat lover alright

Aurora

Level 0 Guatt [sic]. p

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